"Dead Inside, Still Fabulous" Zip-Up Sweatshirt (Unisex)
There are days when you don't feel like getting fancy. You just want to throw on something comfortable, warm, and practical that goes with everything. And then there it is – a black zip-up sweatshirt, your best friend for any weather.
And on his heart he has a small but sincere inscription: "DEAD INSIDE, STILL FABULOUS." You know, dead inside, but stylish!
This is a true workhorse in the truest sense of the word. It has a soft, cozy fleece inside and out (yes, it's soft on both sides!), a sturdy metal zipper, pockets for all your treasures, and a hood that covers your head like a breeze from the Warta River. You just put it on and forget about your worries.
Specifics, or why you'll like her:
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Composition: 50% cotton, 50% polyester – a fair mix that makes the sweatshirt durable, warm and comfortable to wear.
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Weight: 271 g/m² (decent, medium thickness – not too thin, not too thick, just right).
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Yarn: Specially "air-jet spun" yarn, meaning it's smooth and pills significantly less after washing. Clever, right?
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Construction: With a sturdy metal zipper, two front pockets, an unlined hood, and double-stitched seams everywhere, this hoodie simply holds together.
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Origin: The sweatshirt base (without our print) comes from Honduras and El Salvador.
❗️Be careful with this white! As the classic saying goes, "white doesn't get any whiter." If you'd prefer a different color, the white version of this sweatshirt is a more natural, off-white, not a snow-white, pharmacy color. I'm telling you this straight so there's no surprise!
Buy smart, the Poznań way! Remember, this sweatshirt, like everything we do, is only made once you order it. It doesn't sit on the shelf; it's made especially for you. Thanks for supporting this smart, eco-friendly approach and for patiently waiting for your package!
Fine print and other important paperwork
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Safety: Meets flammability and lead level standards (i.e. safe and lead-free).
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Age: For adults.
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Warranty: 2 years, European.
And now for the real deal, because the EU is demanding (and rightly so): In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. guarantees that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns about product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or by mail at 123 Main Street, Anytown, CO. And in a nutshell: if something isn't right, don't hesitate to write. We'll sort it out!
Size chart (measure yourself to ensure a perfect fit)
Take your favorite zip-up sweatshirt, measure its length (A) and sleeve length (C). Then measure your chest circumference (B) and see which range you fall into. Simple!
Dimensions in centimeters:
