"Hasta la vista, diet!" T-shirt with Croissants (Unisex)

The Moment the Lady Broke

It was November 11th. October had been a... difficult month for Anna. It consisted mostly of salad, lemon water, and longing glances at the bakery. Anna was on a diet. And she was proud of it.

Until the day arrived. A cool autumn morning, redolent of cinnamon and baked apples. The family gathered for a celebratory dinner.

The table looked exactly like the arrangement around the T-shirt: pumpkins, anise sticks, pine cones, and a beautifully wrapped gift. An aroma wafted from the kitchen that made Annie feel dizzy.

Then her brother brought in a plate.

On the plate, there they were: two golden, perfectly crisp St. Martin's croissants. They glistened with butter, and their aroma promised pure, unfettered happiness.

Anna closed her eyes. A personal trainer and a calorie-counting app flashed before her eyes.

She opened her eyes. She looked at the croissants.

One of them seemed to wink at her.

Anna looked at her brother, who was watching her with a smile. She raised an eyebrow, took a deep breath, and said aloud, to herself and to the universe:

"Hasta la vista, diet!"

It was the most satisfying bite of her life. In that single moment, the lettuce lost and the buttery happiness triumphed resoundingly.

The next day, to commemorate her glorious surrender, Anna wore this T-shirt. It became her official attire for the entire holiday season—from November until New Year's. Because, as she used to say, "Life's too short to pass up croissants in such beautiful surroundings."

Made of 100% quality, organic cotton that spun so beautifully (ring-spun, if you will). For both her and him, I mean for any self-respecting woman. It's luxuriously comfortable, and on top of that, you're helping the planet because it's eco-friendly. What more could you want?

What and how, i.e. specifics:

• Material: 100% organic cotton (no fabrics).

• Weight: 180 g/m² (decent, thick material, not some cloth that will fall apart after washing).

• Fit: Just right, medium fit. Not too loose, not too tight.

• Execution:

  • Set-in sleeves that fit well.

  • Decent ribbing at the collar.

  • Wide, double seam on the sleeves and bottom (to keep it together).

  • Inside, at the neck, there's a reinforcing tape made of the same material. Completely professional.

• Paperwork and certificates: The material has all the necessary certificates, including organic (GOTS and OCS), skin-safe (OEKO-TEX Standard 100), and vegan (PETA-Approved Vegan). A clean-up is a must.

• Where is it from: Made in Bangladesh.

ATTENTION, TEJ! Sizing! Our sizes are our European sizes. If someone is ordering from America, they need to order one size larger, because they have a different measurement there and it will be too small.

We do it smartly (and economically): Your T-shirt is only made after you order it. That's why it takes a while to arrive. But this way, we don't stockpile and waste fabric. Thanks to you for buying smartly and helping us be economical!

Where did it come from (transparency):

• Weaving – Bangladesh

• Dyeing – Bangladesh

• Sewing – Bangladesh

• There is not a gram of recycled polyester in it.

• There are no harmful substances in it.

Paperwork and other important things

For whom: Adults. EU warranty: 2 years, as God intended. Other compliances: Meets all EU REACH requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all products offered are safe and meet EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns about safety, please feel free to contact us at alex.oak@company.com or by mail at 123 Main Street, Anytown, CO.

How to measure yourself to make sure it fits?

Take a measuring tape and measure yourself, then compare it to the chart. Simple.