Unisex T-shirt "Dog Burrito"

Unisex T-shirt "Dog Burrito" | Totally Awesome by PyraWBrylach

In a quiet, magical garden, right next to the Old Tree of Knowledge, all the local dogs gathered. They didn't come to run or bark. They came to listen.

There was a T-shirt hanging on one of the branches with a drawing of the First Sage – a guru with big ears and even greater calm.

Legend had it that he had achieved a state of "Eternal Slumber" and possessed the secret of being happy even when the bowl was temporarily empty.

Every evening, a large, white Labrador retriever would bring three curious puppies. They would sit in silence, gazing at the drawn master. And he, in his meditative pose, would teach them the most important lesson: "True peace is not when no one throws a ball. True peace is when a squirrel runs by and you... just twitch your ear a little."

A 100% organic cotton T-shirt that's so soft, wearing it is almost like... well, being that dog in a blanket. Seriously. It's super comfortable, super quality, and eco-friendly. By wearing it, you're not only showing off your vibe (and your love for furry noodles), but you're also doing something good for the planet. Simply a hero T-shirt!

Technicalities (for those who like specifics):

• Material: 100% organic ring-spun cotton. (The best kind, no bullshit).

• Weight: 180 g/m² – perfect. Not too thick, not too thin. Just the right amount.

• Weave: Single jersey (whatever that means, it's great).

• Fit: Medium fit. Not a tent, not a tight fit. Fits snugly.

• Finishing touches: Set-in sleeves, sturdy cuffs, and double stitching. Made to withstand many parties and dog walks.

• Details: Reinforcing tape on the neck (to prevent it from stretching like a dachshund).

• Certificates (We have receipts!): It is GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified (no chemicals or bad things) and PETA-Approved Vegan (no animals cried during production).

• Origin: The T-shirt (without print) came to us from Bangladesh.

Important note for people from across the pond!

Hey, Americans! Our sizes are... European. If you're ordering from the US, order a size up so you can breathe freely after eating a burger (or our potato and gzik).

Wait a minute... we're making your clothes!

We'll create this product just for you, as soon as you click "BUY!" This isn't some warehouse lounger from last season. That's why delivery will take a bit longer. In that time, you can... I don't know, cook potatoes?

We do this so we don't waste material and pollute the planet (so-called overproduction is evil). Thanks for buying wisely, not just for fun!

Boring but Important (Papyrology):

• Origin: Weaving, dyeing and production – Bangladesh.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% hazardous substances.

• Age Restrictions: Probably for adults (unless your 10-year-old is already a hipster).

• EU warranty: 2 years (for decent equipment).

• Compliance: Meets all EU REACH requirements (i.e. is safe).

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all consumer products offered by Oak Inc. are safe and meet EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns about product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, CO.

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