Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund Iskierka - Bringer of the Christmas Rush"

Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund - Bringer of the Christmas Rush" | Christmas Stuff from PyryWBrylach

This is Sparkle, the smallest dachshund at the North Pole. His job wasn't to pull the sleigh—oh no, he had something much more important. He was the "Christmas Rush Bringer."

On Christmas Eve, as the elves wrapped the last of the presents and the reindeer trimmed their hooves, Iskierka knew time was running out. So he found an old hat belonging to one of the elves and tangled himself in a spare string of magical lights.

As soon as he put on the hat, the lights flashed! Powered by his endless, joyful energy, they began to twinkle in time with his short legs. Sparkle took off, racing through Santa's workshop at the speed of a comet.

"Faster! Faster! Magic awaits!" he barked, his light making everything around him move twice as fast.

And so he got stuck on that shirt – captured right in the middle of his joyful run, reminding us that sometimes all it takes is a tiny spark (even one with short legs) to brighten up the entire holiday season.

Made of 100% organic cotton (the good old ring-spun kind), this unisex T-shirt is an absolute must-have. It's high-quality, as comfortable as your grandma's armchair, and best of all, it's kind to the planet. Eco-Pyra in all its glory!

Technicalities (for those who like specifics):

• Material: 100% organic ring-spun cotton. (The best kind, no bullshit).

• Weight: 180 g/m² – perfect. Not too thick, not too thin. Just the right amount.

• Weave: Single jersey (whatever that means, it's great).

• Fit: Medium fit. Not a tent, not a tight fit. Fits snugly.

• Finishing touches: Set-in sleeves, sturdy 1x1 rib at the collar, and strong double stitching. Made to last through many parties and dog walks.

• Detail: Reinforcing tape on the neck (to prevent it from stretching like a dachshund).

• We have the receipts! (Certificates): The material is GOTS and OCS certified (confirmed organic), it is also OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (zero harmful chemicals) and PETA-Approved Vegan (no animals cried during production).

• Origin: The T-shirt (without print yet) came to us from Bangladesh.

Important note for people from across the pond!

Hey, folks from the US! Our sizes are... European. So, a bit smaller than your "freedom sizes." If you're ordering from America, order a size up so you can breathe freely after eating a burger (or our potato and gzik).

Wait a minute... we're making your clothes!

We'll create this product just for you, as soon as you click "BUY!" This isn't some warehouse lounger from last season. So delivery will take a bit longer. In that time, you can... I don't know, cook some potatoes?

We do this so we don't waste material and pollute the planet (so-called overproduction is evil). Thanks for buying wisely, not just for fun!

Origins and other boring (but important) stuff:

• Origin:

  • Weaving – Bangladesh

  • Dyeing – Bangladesh

  • Production - Bangladesh

• Contains 0% recycled polyester.

• Contains 0% hazardous substances (only 100% cool).

The fine print:

Age Restrictions: Mostly for adults (unless your 10-year-old is already a hipster). EU Warranty: 2 years (for a decent device). Other Compliances: Meets all EU REACH requirements (meaning it's safe).

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all consumer products offered by Oak Inc. are safe and meet EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns about product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, CO.

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