Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund Light"

Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund Light" | Christmas Special from PyryWBrylach

This is Rysik, a dachshund drawn from pure winter magic. Every Christmas Eve, Rysik has a very important task: he must check that all the lights in the forest are working before Santa Claus arrives.

Once, while running through the snowdrifts, he tripped over a string of lights that a tired elf had dropped. Rysik rolled and squirmed, trying to get free, until he was tangled from nose to tail.

"Oh no!" he thought. But just then, Santa's lost hat fell from the sky and landed squarely on his head. In that same second, the lights he was wrapped in flashed brighter than any star. Fueled by his holiday enthusiasm, they began to twinkle with all the colors of the rainbow.

And so Rysik, although a little immobilized, became the most joyful and brightest lantern for Santa's sleigh in the entire forest.

This 100% organic cotton T-shirt is so soft, wearing it is almost like petting your dog's belly (even if he's tangled in fairy lights). Seriously. It's super comfortable, top-quality, and eco-friendly. Wearing it not only makes you look cool and festive, but you're also doing something good for the planet. It's a hero T-shirt for winter days!

Technicalities (for those who like specifics):

• Material: 100% organic ring-spun cotton. (The best kind, no bullshit).

• Weight: 180 g/m² – perfect. Not too thick, not too thin. Just the right amount.

• Weave: Single jersey (whatever that means, it's great).

• Fit: Medium fit. Not a tent, not a tight fit. Fits snugly.

• Finishing touches: Set-in sleeves, sturdy 1x1 rib at the collar, and strong double stitching. Made to last through many parties and dog walks.

• Detail: Reinforcing tape on the neck (to prevent it from stretching like a dachshund).

• We have the receipts! (Certificates): The material is GOTS and OCS certified (confirmed organic), it is also OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (zero harmful chemicals) and PETA-Approved Vegan (no animals cried during production).

• Origin: The T-shirt (without print yet) came to us from Bangladesh.

Important note for people from across the pond!

Hey, folks from the US! Our sizes are... European. So, a bit smaller than your "freedom sizes." If you're ordering from America, order a size up so you can breathe freely after eating a burger (or our potato and gzik).

Wait a minute... we're making your clothes!

We'll create this product just for you, as soon as you click "BUY!" This isn't some warehouse lounger from last season. So delivery will take a bit longer. In that time, you can... I don't know, cook some potatoes?

We do this so we don't waste material and pollute the planet (so-called overproduction is evil). Thanks for buying wisely, not just for fun!

Origins and other boring (but important) stuff:

• Origin:

  • Weaving – Bangladesh

  • Dyeing – Bangladesh

  • Production - Bangladesh

• Contains 0% recycled polyester.

• Contains 0% hazardous substances (only 100% cool).

The fine print:

Age Restrictions: Mostly for adults (unless your 10-year-old is already a hipster). EU Warranty: 2 years (for a decent device). Other Compliances: Meets all EU REACH requirements (meaning it's safe).

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all consumer products offered by Oak Inc. are safe and meet EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns about product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, CO.

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