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Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund Fikus - Heart of the House"

Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund Fikus - Heart of the House"

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Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund Fikus - Heart of the House"

Guardians and the Heart of the Home

On the stone floor of the old artist's studio, amidst scattered autumn leaves that the wind blew in through the open window, lived three dogs.

Two of them were guards.

To the left sat the Golden Dog . He was made of warm terracotta, his color reminiscent of afternoon sunlight on a carpet. He was the epitome of loyalty and patience—a dog that would wait for hours by the door for its owner to return.

To your right, the Black Dog watched. Carved from obsidian as smooth as night, its golden collar gleaming like the moon. He was a shadow that silently followed you from room to room; a silent support and a secret.

They were beautiful, but they were permanent. They were a memory, an idea of ​​a dog.

Between them was the third one – the heart of the house .

It was Fikus, a wire-haired dachshund. Fikus was neither calm like Gold nor quiet like Black. Fikus was a whirlwind of energy, a master of sticking his nose where it didn't belong, and a specialist in "What are you eating there?"

The studio's owner, an artist, tried to capture him. She carved the Golden Dog with his loyalty in mind. She carved the Black Dog with his discreet love in mind. But the Ficus still eluded her.

One day, as she sat frustrated on the floor, Fikus ran up, cocked his shaggy head, and stuck his big, wet nose right into her camera lens, almost touching it. His look said it all: "Hey! I'm here! What are we doing?"

CLICK.

The artist looked at the photo and burst out laughing. It was him. Not a dignified pose, not an artistic vision. It was the real Ficus – with his nose in the foreground, his eyes full of questions, and his ears ready to take off.

She took her favorite white T-shirt and transferred this perfect moment onto it.

Now that the shirt is in the studio, Golden Dog and Black Dog finally have someone to watch over. They're guarding not only the house, but the perfectly captured essence of canine curiosity—the true heart of this place.

🤓 What do we have here, or the specifications for the discerning:

  • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton (sounds smart, but it means super soft).

  • Weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²) – Just right. Not too thin like tissue paper, not too thick like carpet.

  • Single jersey (meaning it drapes nicely and doesn't hang like a potato sack).

  • "Medium fit" cut (i.e. neither a tent nor a "little brother" cut).

  • Set-in sleeves (sit in place).

  • 1 × 1 rib at the collar (holds the shape).

  • Wide, double seams on the sleeves and bottom (to prevent unraveling after the first wash).

  • Reinforcing tape on the back of the neck (a little extra on the inside to make you feel pampered).

  • Paperwork: The material is GOTS and OCS certified (that the cotton is seriously ECO), OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (that it doesn't contain any chemical limescale) and is PETA-Approved Vegan (no animal cried during production. Well, unless this dachshund cried from laughter).

  • The T-shirt base (without print) came from Bangladesh.


🚨 VERY IMPORTANT, READ! (Especially if you're from the US)

Our sizing is more European. If you're ordering to the US, order a size LARGER than usual. Seriously. Then don't complain that it hugs your stomach.

⏳ It will take a while, but it's worth it!

We'll make this T-shirt just for you as soon as you click "BUY NOW." This isn't some mass-produced piece sitting in a warehouse, waiting. That's why delivery will take a little longer.

But you know what? This way, we're not wasting our production and polluting the planet with tons of unsold clothes. So, thanks for buying wisely! Props to you.


🔎 For those who need to know EVERYTHING:

  • Clarity:

    • Weaving – Bangladesh

    • Dyeing – Bangladesh

    • Sewing – Bangladesh

  • Contains 0% recycled polyester (because it's 100% cotton, get it?).

  • Contains 0% hazardous substances (so don't worry, you can sleep in it).

Age restrictions: For adults (but if your little one is overgrown, they can too). EU warranty: 2 years (but if you burn it with an iron, that's your problem). Other boring but important info: Meets EU REACH requirements. Our company (that Oak Inc.) makes sure everything is perfect and compliant (GPSR). If you need anything, write to Alex at alex.oak@company.com or send letters to 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country .


📏 Size Guide (Measurement in Hand!)

Don't buy by eye. Try on your favorite T-shirt and compare.

For fans of inches:

LENGTH (A) WIDTH (B) SLEEVE LENGTH (C)
S 27 ⅛ 19 ½ 8 ⅞
M 28 ¾ 21 9 ½
L 29 ½ 22 ¼ 9 ⅝
XL 30 ¼ 23 ⅜ 9 ⅞
2XL 31 ⅛ 25 10
3XL 31 ⅞ 26 ⅝ 10 ¼
4XL 32 ⅝ 28 ½ 10 ¼
5XL 33 ⅛ 30 ½ 10 ¼
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