Unisex T-shirt "Pretzel - Proud Dachshund"

Unisex T-shirt "Pretzel - Proud Dachshund"

In a garden full of tall autumn flowers, all the dogs and cats were playing hide-and-seek. There were sleek greyhounds, swift as the wind, and silent black cats that could disappear into the shadows.

Pretzel was there too.

Pretzel was a dachshund, and he wasn't tall or particularly fast. When it was his turn to search, he stood in the middle of the clearing and sighed. "I'll never find them in this thicket," he thought.

Then he had a brilliant idea. Instead of running around searching, he decided to... wait.

He stood proudly on a small hill (exactly where he is now on his jersey), straightened his long back, and assumed the most adorable expression he could muster. He waited so patiently that flowers began to grow around him, and the other animals, curious as to why the game had stopped, began to emerge from hiding.

First to peek out was a black cat, then an orange dog, and finally even a proud greyhound. Everyone came to see what Pretzel was up to. It turned out you don't have to run the fastest—sometimes just be yourself, and everyone will rally around you anyway.

This is a total must-have . Made of 100% organic combed cotton, it's incredibly soft to the touch. High quality, fits like a glove, and it's eco-friendly – ​​absolutely stunning!

🤓 What do we have here, or the specifications for the discerning:

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton (sounds smart, but it means super soft and durable).

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²) – Solid. Not too thin like tissue paper, not too thick like carpet.

• Single jersey (meaning it drapes nicely and doesn't hang like a potato sack).

• "Medium fit" cut (i.e. neither a tent nor a "little brother" cut).

• Set-in sleeves (sit in place).

• 1 × 1 rib at the collar (holds the shape).

• Wide, double seams on the sleeves and bottom (to prevent unraveling after the first wash).

• Reinforcing tape on the back of the neck (a little extra on the inside to make you feel pampered).

• Paperwork: The material is GOTS and OCS certified (that the cotton is seriously ECO), OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (that it doesn't contain any chemical limescale) and is PETA-Approved Vegan (no animal cried during production. This little dachshund didn't either).

• The T-shirt base (without print) came from Bangladesh.

🚨 VERY IMPORTANT, READ! (Especially if you're from the US)

Our sizing is more European. If you're ordering to the US, order a size LARGER than usual. Seriously. Then don't complain that it hugs your stomach.

⏳ It will take a while, but it's worth it!

We'll make this T-shirt just for you as soon as you click "BUY NOW." This isn't some mass-produced piece sitting in a warehouse, waiting. That's why delivery will take a little longer.

But you know what? This way, we're not wasting our production and polluting the planet with tons of unsold clothes. So, thanks for buying wisely! Props to you.

🔎 For those who need to know EVERYTHING:

• Clarity:

  • Weaving – Bangladesh

  • Dyeing – Bangladesh

  • Sewing – Bangladesh

• Contains 0% recycled polyester (because it's 100% cotton, get it?).

• Contains 0% hazardous substances (so don't worry, you can sleep in it).

Age restrictions: For adults (but if your little one is overgrown, they can too). EU warranty: 2 years (but if you burn it with an iron, that's your problem). Other boring but important info: Meets EU REACH requirements. Our company (that Oak Inc.) makes sure everything is perfect and compliant (GPSR). If you need anything, write to Alex at alex.oak@company.com or send letters to 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country .

📏 Size Guide (Measurement in Hand!)

Don't buy by eye. Try your favorite T-shirt on (flat!) and compare.

For fans of inches: