Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund - Professor Wąs"

Unisex T-shirt "Dachshund - Professor Wąs"

All the dogs in the park gathered in the evenings for "Moonlight Stories." But they always lacked a storyteller. Until one day, on a small hill, in a circle of light, he appeared—Professor Wąs.

Professor Wąs was a wandering dachshund who had seen everything. His beard was ruffled by the wind from the great mountains, and his ears heard the stories whispered by the ancient trees.

As soon as he sat down (exactly as in this T-shirt), all the other dogs—big and small—quietly fell silent and sat in a circle in front of him. They waited respectfully for the Professor to clear his throat and begin his story.

That evening, he told a story about how he once almost caught a squirrel that turned out to be a magical flying pinecone. Everyone listened in awe, knowing they were listening to the greatest canine storyteller the earth had ever known.

This is a total must-have . Made of 100% organic combed cotton, it's incredibly soft to the touch. High quality, fits like a glove, and it's eco-friendly – ​​absolutely stunning!

🤓 What do we have here, or the specifications for the discerning:

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton (sounds smart, but it means super soft and durable).

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²) – Solid. Not too thin like tissue paper, not too thick like carpet.

• Single jersey (meaning it drapes nicely and doesn't hang like a potato sack).

• "Medium fit" cut (i.e. neither a tent nor a "little brother" cut).

• Set-in sleeves (sit in place).

• 1 × 1 rib at the collar (holds the shape).

• Wide, double seams on the sleeves and bottom (to prevent unraveling after the first wash).

• Reinforcing tape on the back of the neck (a little extra on the inside to make you feel pampered).

• Paperwork: The material is GOTS and OCS certified (that the cotton is seriously ECO), OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (that it doesn't contain any chemical limescale) and is PETA-Approved Vegan (no animal cried during production. This little snot didn't either).

• The T-shirt base (without print) came from Bangladesh.

🚨 VERY IMPORTANT, READ! (Especially if you're from the US)

Our sizing is more European. If you're ordering to the US, order a size LARGER than usual. Seriously. Then don't complain that it hugs your stomach.

⏳ It will take a while, but it's worth it!

We'll make this T-shirt just for you as soon as you click "BUY NOW." This isn't some mass-produced piece sitting in a warehouse, waiting. That's why delivery will take a little longer.

But you know what? This way, we're not wasting our production and polluting the planet with tons of unsold clothes. So, thanks for buying wisely! Props to you.

🔎 For those who need to know EVERYTHING:

• Clarity:

  • Weaving – Bangladesh

  • Dyeing – Bangladesh

  • Sewing – Bangladesh

• Contains 0% recycled polyester (because it's 100% cotton, get it?).

• Contains 0% hazardous substances (so don't worry, you can sleep in it).

Age restrictions: For adults (but if your little one is overgrown, they can too). EU warranty: 2 years (but if you burn it with an iron, that's your problem). Other boring but important info: Meets EU REACH requirements. Our company (that Oak Inc.) makes sure everything is perfect and compliant (GPSR). If you need anything, write to Alex at alex.oak@company.com or send letters to 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country .

(Since your text was missing size charts, I'm pasting them from previous versions to make the description complete!)

📏 Size Guide (Measurement in Hand!)

Don't buy by eye. Try your favorite T-shirt on (flat!) and compare.

For fans of inches: