Unisex T-Shirt "Christmas Collie: Santa's Helper!"

🎄 Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh, look at this beauty! 🎄

Every year, on December 1st, Ania would open a special box in the attic. There were no baubles or lights inside. There was only that one, perfectly folded white T-shirt.

She pulled it out carefully. On her chest, just above her heart, a small collie, wearing a slightly askew Santa hat, smiled at her. The "Ho Ho Ho" lettering was already slightly faded, but to her, it shone brighter than the lights on a Christmas tree.

It was a "special duty" T-shirt. She put it on as the fire crackled in the fireplace and the house began to smell of pine needles and gingerbread. It was her uniform for wrapping presents, drinking hot chocolate, and, most importantly, for the annual photoshoot with "Falkor"—her real, live German Shepherd, who (with far less enthusiasm than his T-shirt counterpart) tried on an identical red cap.

As soon as she put it on, she knew the magic of Christmas had officially begun. The shirt felt like a warm hug and a promise that things would be magical again.

Made of 100% organic cotton (the good old ring-spun kind), this unisex T-shirt is an absolute must-have. It's high-quality, as comfortable as your grandma's armchair, and best of all, it's kind to the planet. Eco-Pyra in all its glory!

🤓 What's in the specs? (Nerd version)

Material: 100% organic combed cotton. Luxury, I tell you!
Weight: 180 g/m² (i.e. decent, thick material, not some cloth that will shrink after washing in a washing machine).
Weave: Single jersey (smooth as the surface of well-peeled potato).
Fit: Medium fit – just right, neither too tight nor too loose.
Sleeves: Set-in (fits like a glove).
Collar: 1x1 rib (won't stretch like the elastic in old long johns).
Sewing: Wide, double stitching on the sleeves and bottom (keeps the shape!).
On the neck: Reinforcing tape on the inside (for comfort when you're already eating carp).
Certificates (BANG!): The material is GOTS, OCS (that it is organic), OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (that it is chemical-free) and is PETA-Approved Vegan (no animal cried, except for the dog with joy on the print).
Origin: The T-shirt (without print) comes from Bangladesh.

🚨 ATTENTION, IT'S IMPORTANT HOW YOU MAKE YOUR SUNDAY LUNCH! 🚨

The sizes on this product run slightly smaller in the US market. So if you're from the US (or simply like to eat more swag and prefer looser clothes), be sure to order a size LARGER than usual. Or better yet, double-check the chart below.

🌱 Buy wisely!

We make this product especially for you as soon as you click "BUY." That's why delivery takes a little longer. This isn't a mass-produced product! Producing on demand instead of wholesale helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for being an eco-hero and buying responsibly! 🧠

Other stuff (but also important)

Age: For adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Compliance: Meets EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For questions about product safety, please contact alex.oak@company.com or 123 Main Street, Anytown, CO .

Size Guide

(We recommend trying on your favorite T-shirt and comparing!)

Table in centimeters (cm)

	T-SHIRT LENGTH (cm)	CHEST WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	69	49.5	22.5
M	73	53.5	24
L	75	56.5	24.5
XL	77	59.5	25
2XL	79	63.5	25.5
3XL	81	67.5	26
4XL	83	72.5	26
5XL	84	77.5	26

Table in inches (inches) - for those from America

	BODY LENGTH (inches)	CHEST WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	27 ⅛	19 ½	8 ⅞
M	28 ¾	21	9 ½
L	29 ½	22 ¼	9 ⅝
XL	30 ¼	23 ⅜	9 ⅞
2XL	31 ⅛	25	10
3XL	31 ⅞	26 ⅝	10 ¼
4XL	32 ⅝	28 ½	10 ¼
5XL	33 ⅛	30 ½	10 ¼