Unisex T-shirt "Dog for a Medal (and a T-shirt!)"
Unisex T-shirt "Dog for a Medal (and a T-shirt!)"
Unisex T-shirt "Dog for a Medal (and a T-shirt!)"
Bartek hung the T-shirt on the hanger, smiling to himself. It was his favorite T-shirt, not because it was fashionable, but because it was authentic .
The small, colorful dog printed above the heart wasn't a random design. It was "Nero in exit mode"—alert, energetic, with that twinkle in his eye that said, "Throw the frisbee. Go ahead. I know you want to."
Meanwhile, the original, the real Nero, lay exhausted on the cool wooden floor. They'd spent the entire afternoon at the park, the white Frisbee now abandoned beside his face evidence of intense play. His side rose and fell steadily, his paws twitching slightly as he chased disc after disc in his dreams.
For Bartek, this scene was the quintessence of their friendship. On his shirt was the promise of adventure, and at his feet—its happy, tired fulfillment. Two dogs, one on cotton, the other in a dream world, both perfectly suited to this quiet, evening home.
Made of 100% organic cotton (the good kind, ring-spun ), this unisex T-shirt is an absolute must-have. It's high-quality, as comfortable as your grandma's armchair, and best of all, it's kind to the planet. Eco-Pyra in all its glory!
Technicalities for the initiated (or what's in this shirt)
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Material: 100% organic ring-spun cotton. Sounds smart? Because it is. It's the good kind that doesn't pill after one wash.
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Weight: 180 g/m² (Decent, thick material, not some transparent curtain).
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Type: Single jersey (whatever that means, it's soft to the touch).
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Style: Just right (Medium fit). Neither a tent nor a sausage cincher.
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Sleeves: Set-in (like in the good old days).
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Collar: 1 × 1 rib (holds shape!).
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Finish: Wide double stitching on the sleeves and hem. Sewn with flair!
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Interior: Neck tape. Luxury, this one.
Paperwork (but so important that hey!)
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This dress is GOTS and OCS certified. This means the cotton is as organic as it gets.
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It also has OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (it won't cause any allergic reactions, even if you have skin like a princess) and is PETA-Approved Vegan (no animal cried, unless it was because it was happy to be on your chest).
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Naked (the base of the shirt before it got its name) came from Bangladesh.
🚨 ATTENTION, IMPORTANT! (Read before it gets serious!) 🚨
Our sizing is somewhat European. If you're from the US, or you just enjoy a hearty helping of potato and gzik and have a really big belly, ORDER A SIZE LARGER THAN USUAL! Seriously. Don't complain later that you don't fit.
We do it especially for you
We don't keep a thousand T-shirts in stock like some cheapskates. We'll make this T-shirt with a dog especially for you , as soon as you click "buy." So it might take a while (longer than the drive from Piątkowo to Rataje in a bimbo), but it's worth the wait.
This way, we don't waste resources and produce unnecessary waste. Bravo, you! Thank you for buying wisely, not in a hurry.
Regulations and other boring stuff (but they have to be there)
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Age: For adults (sorry, bubbles).
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EU warranty: 2 years, like everything else.
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Compliance: Meets all EU REACH and GPSR requirements (i.e. safe, doesn't glow in the dark or anything like that).
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For questions or safety concerns (e.g., if your dog tries to escape from your shirt), please contact Alex at alex.oak@company.com or at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
Fitting Room (use a measuring tape, not an eye!)
Sizes (inches)
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
Sizes (centimeters)
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
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