"Zombi Moonwalk" T-shirt (Unisex). A decent T-shirt, this one!
Faith, let me tell you this: there are T-shirts, and then there are T-SHIRTS. This one belongs to the latter. This one comes in solid black (but we also have other colors, check it out!), and it has this awesome print on the chest! You look, and what's there? It looks like zombies moonwalking in the street under a full moon! Like in that old music video, you know which one. Plus, it has the words "ZOMBI WALK? MORE LIKE ZOMBI MOONWALK." Absolutely badass! Perfect for Halloween or if you just like that kind of vibe.
This isn't some one-season rag that will turn into a floor mop after two washes. This is a T-shirt that makes you think, "Oh, that's it."
It's soft, lightweight, and stretches nicely, but not overly so—it's not tight like a scuba suit. It flatters every figure, whether you're bloated from Sunday dinner at Mom's or have a six-pack from cycling to Malta. It's simply a well-tailored, comfortable garment.
And now the specifics, without any bullshit:
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Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (the good kind that doesn't pill and is kind to the skin).
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Note: Heather colors have some polyester in them to achieve this cool effect.
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Weight: 142 g/m² (just right – not transparent, but not armor either).
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Style: The material is already pre-shrunk, so after washing you won't be able to take out the version for Pyra-junior.
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Stitching: It has side seams so it holds its shape and doesn't roll around on you all day.
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Reinforcement: It has special tape from shoulder to shoulder so it doesn't stretch like the elastic in old long johns.
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Origin: The base T-shirt (without our print) comes from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the USA.
Buy smart, the Poznań way! We don't have a warehouse cluttered with thousands of T-shirts. We make each one especially for you, fresh from the order. So you have to wait a little longer for it, but nothing goes to waste. That's proper Poznań thrift! Thanks for supporting this way of thinking!
Small print, but important
Where did all this come from? (Full transparency)
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Weaving fabric – India, South Korea
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Dyeing – El Salvador, California
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Sewing – Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or USA
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Recycled polyester content: 0% (no bullshit, there's none here)
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Content of hazardous substances: 0% (wiadomix!)
Age restrictions: For adults. EU warranty: 2 years, as God commanded.
And now for the real deal, because the EU is demanding (and rightly so): In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. guarantees that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns about product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or by mail at 123 Main Street, Anytown, CO. And in a nutshell: if something isn't right, don't hesitate to write. We'll sort it out!
How to choose the right size so that it fits perfectly?
The best way is to take your favorite, well-fitting T-shirt, lay it flat, and measure it. Then compare it to our chart.
